cutelildork:

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

(Source: cuteschoolgirl)


pageboi:

pussy so tight make diamonds

(Source: sahasrahla)

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey)

the worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feeling better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started.

(Source: severeproblems)

Five facts about reading:

rumputsantoso:

Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.

Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.

Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.

Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.

Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.

extremeswagoverdose666:

do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child

crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me